Cougar Crush, I hope tumblr doesn't decide that sexual frustration from unrequited cougar crushing constitutes self-harm. 'Cause I'd have no blog left.

Cougar Crush

I hope tumblr doesn’t decide that sexual frustration from unrequited cougar crushing constitutes self-harm. ‘Cause I’d have no blog left.

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writtensword said: How is it harmful, though? xD It keeps the blood pumping, and that is healthy! :D Good for the heart. You just have to remember to let off some steam every nw and then. ;-D
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Yeah, I know I have less than traditional taste in women. I like 'em a little older. Usually. I also like 'em kinda bitchy on accounta I like a challenge. I like 'em smart and strong and sassy. Looks tend not to matter much, although I'd say that as an aggregate, my "type" is on the plump side with brown hair. I consider this the intersection of Feminism and Fangirling.